“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

cybernedick:

crunchmcbuttsteak:

hilarion:

So in the season 2 finale Ned Stark will come back to life as THE NORSE GOD OF THUNDER AND SMITE ALL OF WINTERFELL’S ENEMIES ON THE WAY TO THE IRON THRONE

FRANKIEEEEE

exactly how it happened 

penname007:

lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
8. The Reason | Hoobastank
9. Hey Ya | Outkast
10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
14. Work It | Missy Elliott
15. White Flag | Dido
16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
18. Milkshake | Kelis
19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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wheresyourmoose:

Top 7 episodes of Supernatural (part 3) → 3x13, Ghostfacers.

Here we were, thinking we were teaching you, and all this time you were teaching us… about heart, about dedication, and… about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.